Monday, April 13, 2015

Nurse 3D (10 CC's of Lame)

Score: 3 Out Of 10

           This movie has been sitting in my Netflix queue for quite some time and I finally looked at it and said 'Why not?' after having sat through the entire film I can actually think of several reasons why not. "Nurse 3D (2013)" was directed by Douglas Aarniokoski and stars Paz De La Huerta, Judd Nelson (yes, that guy from "The Breakfast Club (1985)") and Katrina Bowden. The film is about a nurse who also happens to be a serial killer who preys on married men. She becomes obsessed with a new nurse in her hospital and the high jinks begin. Honestly, the writing is bad, the dialogue is all over the place and the acting is just plain horrendous. Everything our main character says is said in this ridiculous sexy voice reminiscent of bad porn star stereotypes. You do not need to sound sexy when ordering medications or asking about a patient. After a few minutes it stops being fun and it just becomes really annoying.
     I understand that this movie was made to look like an old "grindhouse" film from the 1970's but those movies did not just rely on style, although had plenty of it, they had real substance to them. A lot of those films had a point to make (mind you, not always a good point, but a point none the less) and this film just does not. It really is just a bunch of sex and violence for the sole purpose of showing people sex and violence. By the way, if that is your thing then do not let me dissuade you, this movie is right up your alley. But me, I need more than that and this movie just did not deliver for me.

   The B-Movie Guy.
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